Thanks for everything...
yang tu je ak bleh ckap...
byak bnda yang berubah...

hidup ak sblum nie mmg totally tunggang langgang..
sejak ada org baru,bertambah ok dari hari ke hari..

betul apa orang ckap..
bile da kawen,sume akan berubah..

xde sape yg bleh jage kite selain family kite...
xde sapa yg akan hiraukan kesusahan kite kecuali family kite..
xde sape yg nak jage makan minum,susah senang,lapar dahaga selain family kite..

skarg ak ader family baru...
slain mama,papa,abang n kakak ak..
ak da ader anak2 kecil...
4 ekor plak uh...
sume comel2...
tgok tuan tanah yg bela ar...
hahaha..

ok..
tu bab lain...
bab yg paling penting...
ak da ader QUEEN of the house...
my lovely wife...
my perfect friend..
my good teacher...

xkire penat atau ape,buat je keje umah..
basuh baju..
kemas umah...
masak...
iron baju...
lipat baju...

even marah,muncung je mulut uh...
tp tetap akan baik balik..
tetap jalankan tanggungjawab dengan sempurna...

salute la sama kamu shuhada zainodin..
n yang paling latest..

dia mmg marah gila sbb ak smoke balik..
ye la...
bini sape yg suke if laki dia smoke an..
b tau..
b janji xserupa bikin..
bleh campak longkang je janji2 b uh...
an..??

b xkecik hati langsung if sayang marah2 or bising2 dkat b..
sbb b tau sayang terlampau sayangkan b...

dia prnah ckap...
xbosan ke kalo dia hari2 marah or bising dkat ak..??
xnyesal ke pilih dia jd isteri ak...??

jawapan...
TIDAK....
sbb...
bile dia bt mcm nie,baru ak dapat tau yang dia mmg sayangkan ak..
dia mmg cintakan ak..
dia mmg ikhlas jage ak...

takdir dia sbg isteri ak adalah antar satu anugerah yg paling agung tuhan pernah bagi dkat ak...
ak bersyukur sgat..
sbg balasan apa yg dia pernah bt dkat ak...
ak xjanjikan kekayaan dan kemewahan..
tp ak pasti akan tunaikan janji sbg seorang suami..
janji akan jaga dia..
akan sayangkan dia..
akan cintakan dia..
akan tempuh suka duka dgan dia..
tempuh susah senang bersama...

uh je ak bleh janji...
janji yg mulai dari awal perkahwinan smpai ak hembuskan nafas yang terakhir...
thanks sayang...
thanks for everythings...
allah taala je bleh balas jasa baik sayang sbg seorang isteri b...

SUMPAH KELAKAR

Valentine hari tu ayang tanya tang mane kite sayang kat ayang. Time tu kite tak dapat nak jawab. Semalam ayang merajuk ngan kite, kite dah penat nak layan. Ayang call kat kite kite malas nak jawab. Tang mane erk kite sayang kat ayang? Semalaman kite duk pk soalan tu. Pernah ke? Maybe tak sedalam cinta Titanic atau Taj Mahal. Sayang kite kat ayang sangatla kerdil. Sebab tu la ayang selalu merajuk erk? Tak tahula, setahu kite:

1. Sebelum kite kenal kat ayang, setiap sem kite dapat Anugerah Dekan. Bile dah kenal ngan ayang, setiap sem kite repeat paper. Sebelum kenal ngan ayang kite belajar pakai duit biasiswa, lepas kenal ngan ayang, keluar makan lagi nak mintak duit ngan emak kite.

2. Kalau ade 1 buah epal, kite bagi je kat ayang. Kalau ade 2 buah epal, kita bagi yang besar kat ayang.

3. Kalau kite makan ikan, ayang makan tang badan ikan tu, kite pula makan tang kepala ikan tu je.

4. Ayang ni tak la cun sangat, tapi kite tak pernah kutuk ayang tak cun. Tapi kite yang hensem ni ayang lagi nak kutuk ngan member depan kite, kata kite tak hensem langsung. Eera Fazira berlalu depan mata, kite diam je. Takut kalau puji kang ayang marah. Mat Indon duk depan Sogo ayang gi ngorat time kite gi tandas. Siap mintak nombor tepon depan kite lagi.

5. Kalau keluar ngan ayang, ayang slambe nak makan Starbucks, kite tipu kite dah kenyang, padahal bile dah sampai kat umah kite makan mee maggi.

6. Sebelum kenal ngan ayang., kite tak pernah ade girlfriend. Selepas ayang kenal ngan kite, genaplah koleksi ayang ada 20 boyfriend kesemuanya. Kite tak pernah marah ayang plagirl, dah tu ayang kata kite cam sami buddha.

7. Ayang selalu pukul dada kite, tampar muka kite, cubit peha kite, kite tak pernah tengking sekali pun, apatah lagi nak cubit, nak tampar, nak pukul?

8. Pernah ayang tanya kalau ayang jatuh cinta ngan laki lain, kite nak buat ape. Kite kate kite nak bunuh laki tu. Tapi bile kite tanya kalau kite jatuh cinta kat pompuan lain, ayang nak buat ape, ayang kata nak bunuh kite, emak kite, ayah kite ngan nenek kite.

9. Kite beli mask Clinique ngan ayang harga RM300 kite kate harga RM30. Ayang beli jam tangan kat kite harga RM30 ayang kate harga RM300.

10. Setiap kali berjumpe kite bagi hadiah kat ayang, tapi setiap tahun birthday kite ayang kate dah lupe.

12. Kite rosakkan headphone walkmen ayang, kite ganti satu discman baru. Ayang rosakkan kerete kite, ayang buat derk je.

13. Sekali ayang demam, kite kene diet 2kg nak jaga ayang. Sekali kite demam, ayang tambah berat 2kg sebab abiskan makanan kite.

14. Kite tak pernah kata ayang pendek, ayang marah kite tinggi sangat,
member ayang ketawakan ayang.

 

15. Mak kite belikan rantai Tiffany ngan ayang. Mak ayang tak pernah ajak kite makan kat umah ayang walau sekalipun.

16. Kucing umah kite bersalin, kite bagi anak kucing yang paling cute kat ayang, 2 hari je ayang bela, kucing tu dah mati. Ayang tak kate pape pun. Ayang bagi ikan emas yang dah dekat mati kat kite, 2 hari kite bela dah mati. Ayang kata nak bunuh semua anak kucing kite.

17. Ayang kalau nak pakai duit kite, terus ambil takyah bagitau. 30 ke 80 ke seratus ke selagi wallet kite ade duit. Aritu kite nak pinjam 10 ringgit sebab terlupe bawa wallet, ayang kate kite kedekut.

18. Birthday ayang kite tak pernah terlupe. Birthday kite arini ayang tak pernah ingat.

nasi kandaq

alhamdulillah...
kenyang.....
dkat 5 tahun duduk dkat kl....
ni 1st time yg ak rasa makan nasi kandar same ngan tpat ak lahir....
terbaik...
sedap sgat...
walaupun cik puan permaisuri xbeberapa nak suke,ak xpikiaq ape da...
lantak ar...
hahahaha...
yg penting ak suke...
hahaha...
main2 je la...
xpe la..
nampak bebenor xsuke makan nasi kandar cik wada oi...
nak bt mcmana an...
mana bleh paksa org uh utk suke kan apa yg kite suke...
lain org,lain selera...
betul x..??
errmmmm...
lpas nie bleh pegi lg...
cume mngkin berseorgan la kot...
xbalik penang slalu pon xpe la...
kot....
lepas gak rindu dkat nasi kandar pokok ketapang n nasi kandar beratur...
hahaha...
tggu bapak ak dtang kl,ak bawak dia...
slalu sgat dok complain kate dkat kl makan xsedap...
mmg la xsedap...
da xkena tpat yg btoi...
an..
so..
lpas nie bleh pegi lg..

worst day ever "sir alex ferguson"

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has admitted his side’s 6-1 defeat at the hands of neighbours Manchester City will mark the worst day in his football career.

The incredible defeat is the first time since the 1930s that United have conceded six at home and marks their worst home defeat since losing 5-0 to City back in 1955.

The United boss was under no illusions at the impact of the result, admitting it was the worst defeat in his career and in the club's history.

“It was a bad day, our worst ever day,” Sir Alex told Sky Sports. “But we’ll come back from that, that is the challenge.



“The thing that concerned me the most was the goals, for and against. The difference was 10 goals, so that was a big blow for us because you never know if goal difference will count.

“Most years it’s in our favour, but at the moment it’s not.

“We will react. There is no question about that. It’s the perfect result for us to react to because there is a lot of embarrassment in the dressing room today and that will make an impact.

“I feel disappointed. It’s my worst defeat in history, even as a player, I don’t think I’ve ever lost a game 6-1, but that’s a challenge for me too.

“They are all disappointed in there; that will make a difference.

“By January we will be okay, we usually get a shot along the road and then usually do well in the second half of the season and that will have to be the case again.

“At the moment we’ve played all the teams that are around us, so we can’t really make a difference.

“They have all got to play each other obviously, but the second half of the season is usually very important for us.”

Sir Alex’s men went down thanks to two goals each from Mario Balotelli and Edin Dzeko, whilst David Silva and Sergio Aguero also added a goal each, with Jonny Evans receiving a red card early on in the second half.

The Ulsterman received a straight red card for pulling down Balotelli when the Italian got in behind him, but referee Mark Clattenburg had no option but to send the defender off, with Sir Alex believing it played a massive part in the match.

“I think the sending off did play a big part,” rued the 69 year-old. “You can’t believe that scoreline if you see it for the first time.

“For the first 25 minutes we were outstanding and dominated the game. Of course they scored the first goal and that was a blow to us, but the win was still achievable in that situation.

“The sending off was certainly the killer for us and after that, we just kept attacking. In the nature of Manchester United that is all well and good, but once it gets to 4-1 the defenders should just say ‘that is it for today’.

“But we just kept attacking, with full-backs bombing forward and they were effectively three against two – it was crazy, crazy football.

“I thought with the experience we have got in the side, particularly with Rio Ferdinand and Patrice Evra, they would have realised, but they all just kept attacking.

“It is okay playing like the history and tradition of the club, but sometimes you’ve just got to have a bit of common sense.“It could have been even more for both sides - it was so open, we just kept attacking - unbelievable.”

 p/s:glory2 man united..!!!

AMIRUL HADI

ni haa.....
musuh baru ak.....
dari pagi smpai ke malam asyik dgar je suare2 sumbang dok puji2 dia....
panas tol la....
patutnyer....
F.A.M kena letakkan sekular baru....
if nak join team skuad kebangsaan,kena berkahwin dulu....
haa....
mcm safee sali uh....
xde la serabot pale lelaki2 dkat luar sane yg mane awek/tunang/isteri dorang uh asyik dok tergile2 kan player nie....
an..???
just for joking la....
ape2 pon,player nie mmg hakikat dorang bleh pegi jauh...
lagi bagus kalo xbalik malaysia trus....
hahahaha...
just kiter perlu bg sokongan padu pada skuad kebangsaan....

ape2 pon,cinta terbaru ak gak yg terbaik.....
iatu......

 

p/s:mggu nie,kalo i free,i datng jumpe u k....uh pown kalo sempat la....tgok jadual i dlu k....

     i xjanji tau...u jgan letak harapan terlalu tggi..

     hahahahahahahhahahahaha.....

     bapak perasan ak nie....

style....rite..??

PERTAMA

jumaat lepas genap setahun ak berCOUPLE ngan wada....
xpayah nak citer part yg sedih....
da mcm old school....
skarg sume kena citer yg hepi....
sbb tu yg ak rase skarg....
n satu hari tu...
ak penat berjalan2 sambil bercengkerama di bawah bulan pernama.....

1st.....
lepas jumaat,dlam pkul 4 ak g amek bos besar dkat sentul....
n then..
trus g klcc tanpa berfikir panjang....
menapak masuk dlam klcc n trus g chilis...
buat reservation....
tp....
kena tggu lebih kurang 1/2 jam...
perut semakin berirama keroncong...
begitu gak ngan wada...
tp dia lg teruk ar....

n wada ckap,jom jalan2 dulu...
naik atas,terperasan satu kedai mamak...
tp kedai mamak yg da di "upgrade" kan iaitu,, MADAM KWAN...
sape uh madam kwan..??
ak pon xpasti...
mgkin jiran belakang umah tok kadi kot...
da berjaya bukak restroran sndiri an....
sedap plak uh...

wada ckap,kite makan sini jela...
dalam kepala otak ak dok pikiaq satu je...
hek eleh...
sini je...
ape je yg ader....
ak nak makan western...!!
tp disebabkan alasan yg diberikan begitu munasabah,ak mengalah ar gak...
ape alasan dia...
haaaa...
"Sayang an kurang sket ngan western nie,kalo makan,mesti xabes..sure pnyer la...."

so..
amek jela langkah selamat....
ikut je ape ckap ko uh yunk....
da selamat makan,n kenyang...
kuar jalan2 utk bakar lemak...

lepas je makan,trus g aquaria...
sumpah...
lima tahun ak duduk dkat k.l...
xprnah ak g tpat mcm uh....
sib baik la ak nie bkan anak jati kuala lumpur an...
ader org tu,dekat 20 tahun duduk k.l...or SENTUL....
lgsung xprnah masuk...
so ak nie kire ok lg la...
an...???
masuk je entrance,nmpak ikan piranha...
xnak berderau plak darah ak tgok spesis uh an...
so..
utk laki2 diluar sana,tgok movie PIRANHA n then masuk aquaria tgok puas2 spesis ikan uh,lepas uh korang bgtau ak,ngilu x tgok ikan uh...
hahahahahaha...

lpas je ke aquaria....
lepak g dome jap...
jakun gak ak nie...
xperanah rase minum dkat situ...
not bad la...
ok gak la...
try ar order latte..
hot ok...
terbaik...
malam uh korang bleh lepak atas tilam smbil mate terbeliak n tggu smpai pagi...

last...
part yg ak tggu...
SUPRISE...!!!!
aiyak....
turn ak plak kena prank....!!
sumpah rase lain...
mmg bg org,bnda uh simple...
tp..
ak rase lain sgat...
terbaik...
n fyi...
1st time kot...
kek...
ye mmg kek je....
tp...
kek brbentuk bola ragbi...
ak minat ragbi..
n pernah men ragbi....
tp wada da xkasi ak main..
dia suruh ak main batu seremban..
uh sukan yg sejati..
kate dia la...
ak tgok kek uh,tringat mase ak aktif men ragbi dulu...
n sayu je...
pandai gak dia request bt kek mcm uh..
mmg ada sentimental value...

da abes part kek,ak rase mcm lain sgat malam uh..
sbb...
xtau nape hati nie rase lain...
mgkin sbb ak trus balik penang kot..
n ak xnak dia tggu dkat hntian uh..
sbb da lewat malam..
bahaya...
sblom uh..
ak sempat bgtau...
jgan makan kek uh bg habes..
tggu ak balik k.l,ak nak makan balik...
tp...
apekan daya...
anak2 buah dia da habeskan kek ak..!!!
sib baik ak sayang andak ko tau...
kalo x,nahas ko aqil...
lepas sibuk part nie,ade satu lg part yg buat ak sibuk...
n insyallah...
suma akan berjalan ngan lancar...
amin...